Part 1: Meeting of the JBPANC

The JBPANC stands for the ‘Jelly Baby Protests Against Name Club’. This week they
were protesting against their name.

“It’s despicable!” said Old Granddad Bum.
“I know!” said Old Woman Dumb.
“I must agree!” said Flo the Tea-Lady.
“No-one asked you!” snapped Old Granddad Bum.

Flo ran off.

“Why are we called Jelly BABIES if only one of us is a baby?” Old Woman Dumb asked.
“Speaking of which,” interrupted Old Grandad Bum, “Where is Baby Botty?”

Flo re-entered.

“I got a note this morning saying he’d been kidnapped!” Flo told them.
“No-one asked you!” snapped Old Granddad Bum.