Friday 17 July 2009

Part 3: Inquisitive Ian

Arnold The Fish was about to ask the crew to turn out their pockets, when suddenly a
man parachuted out of the sky and landed on the deck.

"Hello," the man said, "I'm Ian!"
"Hello Ian" said Arnold.

"Isn't this a pirate ship?" Ian asked.
"I don't really know" replied Arnold.
"Yes, it is" confirmed Captain Spanner.
"What are you doing on a pirate ship in the first place?" Ian asked Arnold.
Arnold shrugged.

"If you're a fish anyway, why do you need to sail on a boat?" continued Ian.
"Dunno" said Arnold.
"What are we sailing on anyway?" asked Ian. "Isn't everything already taking place
underwater?"
"No" answered Arnold.
"But you're a fish! How then do you-"

Suddenly a gigantic shark leapt out of the ocean, swallowed Ian whole, and then
disappeared back into the water on the other side of the boat.

"Thank goodness for that" said Arnold.

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