Arnold The Fish was interrogating Foxy McFox."Did you do it?" asked Arnold.
"Course ah bloomin' never! What would ah need some bloomin' eggs fer, yer bloomin'
gormless goldfish?"
Arnold didn't like Foxy McFox.
"Perhaps you wanted them for eating?" suggested Arnold.
"Ah'm not bloomin' hungry!" snapped Foxy.
Arnold thought it would take something especially clever to catch out Foxy, but luckily
he had just the thing.
"Prove you never took the eggs!" challenged Arnold.
"What's the bloomin' title of the story?" countered Foxy.
"Erm…" stumbled Arnold, "Three french hens…"
"BLOOMIN' 'ECK! AH'M NOT A HEN! YOU BLOOMIN' BOG OFF TO THE PACIFIC!"
Foxy Fox the fox exited.
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